Synopsis: The Cone Vibrator is exactly what it says on the box - A cone shaped vibrator approximately 8" in diameter at its base, with several levels of vibrations and settings.

Our Review Of The Cone Vibrator: Being in the adult toy business means being constantly bombarded by catalogs, e-mails, and trade show hype concerning products of all manner of wild claims. This lube is the slipperiest, that supplement will turn your wife into a raging whore porn star, these vibrators will put the "O" in orgasm, etc. It all gets tiring and inevitably we're disappointed time and time again. After all, how many ways are there to buzz a clitoris, anyway?

Of course, there are always exceptions and the hope of finding the next big thing is what keeps me continuing to wade through the endless piles of garbage I pick up along the way. For in every 100 products that end up in the trash can, we find a Je Joue Massager, or SaSi Clit Vibe to demonstrate there are still cool sex products if we're patient and persistent enough.

The Cone Vibrator, a product out of the UK, was a sex toy that generated a lot of interest at the AVN trade show back in January, and that excitement continued to build right on through summer, when people caught actual glimpses of it at the Adult Novelties Expo here in Los Angeles in July. We saw it only briefly across the crowded trade show floor, and it disappeared just as quickly as it appeared, leaving us scrambling around searching for it for three days, unfortunately in vain. The Cone Vibrator looked ultra cool - even from a distance - and we vowed to find a way to get one, even if that meant ordering one at retail from its UK site and paying a horrendously high shipping charge to get it here. About this time, we also began getting e-mails from visitors to our site asking if we'd ever heard of the Cone and how they could get more info.

As luck would have it, in August we received a call from the owner of Alexander Institute, the company responsible for the Loving Sex Educational Video series. He asked if we'd ever heard of "this strange product called a Cone or something," to which we replied "We're on our way over - NOW!" and set off for his place in the Valley at that very moment (for those who know us well, that's akin to jumping on a plane to Calcutta). An hour later, we had the prize in hand and rushed back to our shop...

To say The Cone Vibrator had an immediate effect on our little sex boutique would risk understatement of the most ridiculous kind; our three gals immediately rushed to it and we thought a fight would commence over who would not only get to HOLD if first, but who might take it home for the first test drive (um, that would be US, thank you!). The thing is bright pink, squishy to the touch, and the picture of simplicity. Heavy at its base, it can sit still on just about any surface and can be held against a wall for added fun. The instruction booklet shows 8 possible positions, though we could imagine several more, and operation of The Cone is as simple as pressing one of the two buttons located along the side of the unit. Once on, the device is adjustable from low purr to loud buzz and the site of everyone rolling around on our shop carpet with it was priceless beyond its $100.00 price tag. Once we got it home, the fun really began and we can honestly say we've never had such a great session of laughs mixed with pleasure in five years of running our sex store.

The only unfortunate aspect of this whole adventure was that we sadly had to give The Cone back to Meir, who needed it for a trade show the next week. Luckily, he'll be getting a load soon and we've been promised the first one off the dock. It's not often the product equals the hype, but The Cone delivers on its promise for fun, pleasure, and innovation.

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